Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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