yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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