i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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