Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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