i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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