so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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