Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Randomize
