hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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