8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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