she was so not down for the gang bang
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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