Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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