kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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