Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
If I die, sorry about rent.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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