Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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