I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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