We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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