You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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