Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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