Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
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