This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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