Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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