Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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