im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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