Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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