fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
