I wanna passion pit in your ass
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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