If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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