What did we do last night that was yellow?
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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