He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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