I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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