i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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