My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
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