Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I wish there were birth control emojis
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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