Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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