Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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