Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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