no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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