This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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