Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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