u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
so that wasnt chicken after all
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize