I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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