walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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