So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
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