Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Randomize
