I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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