I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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