That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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