Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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