i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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