so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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