I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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