Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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