I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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