Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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