when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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