I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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