wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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