Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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